Foxy Guilfoyle

Has anyone NOT slept with Gavin Newsom?!?!

Hap tip to Gawker, the NYPost, SFist, and Kimberly's own Fox News for  confirming our suspicions that Mayor Gavin Newsom is not only a man whore but also a homewrecker.  NBC11 has the video of Gavin's sordid admission.  The big winner in all of this: our own Kimberly Guilfoyle, who knows an impending disaster when she sees one. Now I'm going to take a shower because writing about Gavin Newsom just makes me feel dirty...

Kimberly Guilfoyle, I thee wed...

Hat tip to the gang over at Girls of Fox News for this juicy tidbit:

LoveTripper.com just named the Kimberly Guilfoyle-Eric Villency wedding one of its Top Celebrity Resort Weddings of 2006.

Any list that includes Chuck Woolery and Dwayne "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman is good in my book.

Upgrade to Guilfoyle

Our friends over at Gawker offer up the following Guilfoyle-related news item:

Your tips as to who Page Six's rexy socialite could be were unanimous: the suffering lady whose non-eating has worsened in the wake of a high-profile dumping is, according to you, none other than Olivia Chantecaille, whose ex, Eric Villency, married brunette Kimberly Guilfoyle soon after kicking Libs to the curb.

Our sympathies go out to Ms. Chantecaille, but who can really blame Eric for trading in this: For this:

Now if we can just get him a new suit...

Kimberly Guilfoyle Robbed!

Ok, she wasn't literally robbed, but she didn't win the SFist's "Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Newsom Date" election.  Our dear Kim was bested by a young (most likely very young) lady named Brittanie Mountz.

Huh, huh, huh.  We said Mountz.

Back in Business

According to our friends at Girls of Fox News, the one and only Kimberly Guilfoyle will be back in business as of this weekend. 
Kim, we welcome you back with open arms.

It's a Boy!

From the New York Times's Page Six:
It's a boy for Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Villency. Ronan Anthony Villency arrived Oct. 4 at 4:14 a.m. at New York Hospital, weighing in at 7 pounds, 9 ounces. Mother, child and dad are doing great. 
No pictures of Ronan as of yet, but here are the happy parents.

It's About That Time

The word on the street is that a now very pregnant Kimberly should be delivering a little bundle of joy any day now.

"Hot MILF walking."

Guilfoyle Action Figure

What in the...?!?  I accidentally stumbled across this picture and don't know the context, but could it be true?  Are there really Kimberly Guilfoyle action figures? And if so, where can I get one, or maybe a couple dozen?

Mork and Kimberly

I'll take "Mork and Kimberly" over "Mork and Mindy" anyday.  Actually, is "Kimberly and Kimberly" an option? Nanu-nanu is right.

Hanging with the Royals

Camilla positions herself between Charles and Kimberly, lest Charles be tempted to trade up for a new princess.

We all know who's the real royalty in the room.