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Our friends over at Gawker offer up the following Guilfoyle-related news item:

Your tips as to who Page Six's rexy socialite could be were unanimous: the suffering lady whose non-eating has worsened in the wake of a high-profile dumping is, according to you, none other than Olivia Chantecaille, whose ex, Eric Villency, married brunette Kimberly Guilfoyle soon after kicking Libs to the curb.

Our sympathies go out to Ms. Chantecaille, but who can really blame Eric for trading in this: For this:

Now if we can just get him a new suit...

Kimberly Guilfoyle Robbed!

Ok, she wasn't literally robbed, but she didn't win the SFist's "Vote For Your Favorite Gavin Newsom Date" election.  Our dear Kim was bested by a young (most likely very young) lady named Brittanie Mountz.

Huh, huh, huh.  We said Mountz.