Upgrade to Guilfoyle

Our friends over at Gawker offer up the following Guilfoyle-related news item:

Your tips as to who Page Six's rexy socialite could be were unanimous: the suffering lady whose non-eating has worsened in the wake of a high-profile dumping is, according to you, none other than Olivia Chantecaille, whose ex, Eric Villency, married brunette Kimberly Guilfoyle soon after kicking Libs to the curb.

Our sympathies go out to Ms. Chantecaille, but who can really blame Eric for trading in this: For this:

Now if we can just get him a new suit...

Comments

[BubbaGump]

WOw - how 'bout a 3-way?

[John M. Trautman]

Dear Kimberly,

You are a gorgeous woman & I have been in lust with you for a very long time. You are the best legal analyst on Fox. Would you be kind enough to send me an autographed photo of yourself? I will treasure it! Thanks! My address is P.O. Box 288, Coppell, TX 75019-0288.

With Love & Lust!
John M. Trautman
John

[Howard]

Kimberly,I hope there is truth to "Reincarnation" I want to come back as you favorite Perfume so I can be soaked up into your beauty forever.

Now will you please inform the voters about Gov. Perry sellout to the Texas Trans Corridor. The selling of Texas valuable property to foreign countries and the reason behind NOT securing the us Border. The toll roads and business properties will be owned and operated by foreign countries. The people need to be informed.
LOL